Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re about fifteen.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
A: It’s called “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to the priest at his confessional?
A: I saw him first!
Q: What’s black and comes in a little white can?
A: Michael Jackson