Comments on: Michael Jackson jokes

By: Hamiamej

Hamiamej — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:06:38 +0000

if mike is dead then who’s that funny looking man/woman/fuck goat bearing his name??? no wonder..

By: Mike J.

Mike J. — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 13:54:40 +0000

I dont appreciate these jokes.. but here’s another one.. what’s the diffence between me and the administration thats reading this?

I have no idea

By: Mike J.

Mike J. — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 13:53:32 +0000

I dont appreciate these jokes..

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 00:48:19 +0000

Okay
there is michael jackson, a sailer, and a bunch of kids on a sinking ship, Michael jackson says “What about the kids? The sailor says “Screw ‘em!”
Michael jackson says THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME!!!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 02:49:07 +0000

why did Michael Jackson call boyz to men?

because he thought they were a dilivery service

By: Oscar

Oscar — Fri, 08 Apr 2005 23:03:20 +0000

“Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago,” forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. “We are not certain, at this time, whoâ€”or whatâ€”has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse.”

According to Holbrooke, Jackson’s corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

“We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA,” Holbrooke said. “But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we’d uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake.”

http://www.theonion.com/images/429/article3148.jpg

I knew MJ couldn’t have done such a thing.